April 20, 2017 by squish
Written by Alex Salucco
Do you see that face up there? That face with a few zits and more than a few pounds to lose? The face that may or may not belong to the old man from UP? Well, get used to it.
I know what you’re thinking…’that vest is pretty great.’ Well it was only $12 and it was clearly the bargain of a lifetime.
Myself and my team of misfits are prepared to send all of you into a tornado of hot takes…a take-nado.
Although we will be hitting on all of the major sports, we care about the little guy (most of us are under 6′). Expect plenty of NCAA hockey, professional soccer, esports and even quidditch to go along with the sports you all know and love: MLB, NBA, NFL, NHL and everything NCAA.
This is going to be something special. With writers all across the country that are die-hard fans, collegiate athletes, journalists, hardos and even weirdos, The Nosebleeds will be the first thing you read every morning. Don’t believe me? Look up at that picture again…tell me he’s not a weirdo.